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Double-plus unbook
For those still wondering about my book, which was due to be published next month: there is no book. It’s available to pre-order on quite a few websites now — but please, please, don’t pre-order it. I pulled it in May, and it remains pulled. You’d only be ordering a bad rumour.
Owing to circumstances, I’m [...]
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Eurovision live blog: 2008
I remember my first Eurovision song contest party; I was nine or thereabouts. As it goes I’m fairly sure it was the first time – mothers aside – that I saw another woman’s nipple. She’d quaffed far too much and had flopped on to the settee with it all hanging out. I didn’t tell anybody.
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Like Bees to Honey | Chapter 17